Love? “Nandos.” Hate? “You treat us like your little sibling.”
“Godddamn I love Wetherspoons. The cocktails are so cheap, the food is great and we don’t have an Aussie equivalent. Please relocate ALL of the Wetherspoons to Australia immediately please.”
TBH I could fill a whole notebook with things I love. Blame it on my obsession with your TV/movies/books (Though I’ve seen way too many British buttholes thanks to Embarrassing Bodies).
“You are responsible for the Gallagher brothers who are probably the funniest / most horrible people in the music industry.
“I have been to London and never have I known a nation to whine as much as Australia. I don’t know why I’m surprised we share the same characteristics.”
“Mushy peas are fucking gross. They’re basically just puree. That’s baby food. No thanks.”
“British accents are everything. I mean, there are some exceptions. I’m looking at you, Vicky Pollard.”
“It’s been said before and I’ll say it again – the English accent is damn sexy. And yes, ALL English accents, including the rough and tough sounding ones. That’s where my second love of all English swears originates.”
“Every picture I’ve seen of the UK is grey, cold-looking, and gloomy AF. Your country needs a permanent Valencia filter or something.”
“Even on the coldest, darkest night, a cold beer is way better than a warm one, you heathens.”
“I don’t care that Pret is a mega franchise, they are always there when you need them to satiate your sandwich craving.”
“Bake Off is the greatest thing in the world. That is a scientific fact. Mary Berry please adopt me.
“Katie Hopkins? I just remember reading headlines and thinking, ‘Oh England launched their own version of The Onion’?”