23 Things Cats Don’t Give A Shit About

1. Cats don’t give a shit about how hungry you are because they’ll always be hungrier.

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“Hey kitty, I’m not sure you’ll like that.” “Ah, ah, human. Let me see about that.”

2. Cats don’t give a shit about vanity, so they have absolutely no need to be photogenic.

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3. Like, ever.

Like, ever.

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4. Cats don’t give a single shit about personal space.

Cats don't give a single shit about personal space.

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5. Nor do they give much of a shit about privacy.

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They’ll be there when you shower, they’ll be there when you poo.

6. Cats don’t give a shit how much you want to use your laptop. Laptops are warm and made to be laid upon.

Cats don't give a shit how much you want to use your laptop. Laptops are warm and made to be laid upon.

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7. Cats don’t give a shit if they have a perfectly good water bowl in the kitchen. Why use that when they can drink from the tap?

Cats don't give a shit if they have a perfectly good water bowl in the kitchen. Why use that when they can drink from the tap?

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8. Or the toilet bowl.

Or the toilet bowl.

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Who gives a shit? Cats don’t.

9. Cats don’t really give much of a shit about what you have to say.

Cats don't really give much of a shit about what you have to say.

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Unless it’s about food, in which case they’re all ears.

10. Cats don’t give a shit if this is your seat. Not any more.

Cats don't give a shit if this is your seat. Not any more.

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Every chair, table, and counter belongs to your cat.

12. Cats don’t give a shit about how productive you need to be. Your time is way better spent paying attention to them.

Cats don't give a shit about how productive you need to be. Your time is way better spent paying attention to them.

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13. Cats don’t give a shit about the bath you just cleaned. It makes a way better bed anyway.

Cats don't give a shit about the bath you just cleaned. It makes a way better bed anyway.

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14. As does your stomach.

As does your stomach.

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15. As does your hand.

As does your hand.

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16. Basically, a cat’s sleep is way more important than yours.

Basically, a cat's sleep is way more important than yours.

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And they don’t give a shit whether you want them to sleep on you or not.

17. Cats don’t give a shit about looking murderously creepy.

Cats don't give a shit about looking murderously creepy.

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Sure, it may look like they’re plotting to kill you sometimes, but they like to keep things ambiguous.

18. And they don’t give a shit about the ferociousness of their resting bitch face.

And they don't give a shit about the ferociousness of their resting bitch face.

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It adds to their appeal.

19. Cats don’t give a shit about any of your shoes.

Cats don't give a shit about any of your shoes.

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If there’s space for a toy mouse, they’ll place it there with abandon.

20. Cats definitely do not give a shit about rules and “no-go areas”.

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21. Love and value your toes? Cats don’t give a shit about that.

Love and value your toes? Cats don't give a shit about that.

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They will nibble on them all.

22. Cats will literally destroy everything you own and not give a single shit.

Cats will literally destroy everything you own and not give a single shit.

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“AND I’D DO IT AGAIN, DAMNIT!”

23. But no matter how outrageous they are, cats know they’re way too goddamn cute to stay mad at for long.

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