At least the president can brag that the porn star said the alleged get together “wasn’t bad.”
Despite a purported $130,000 settlement to keep Stormy Daniels quiet, her story about an alleged affair with Donald Trump came out on Friday, anyway.
That’s because she was interviewed extensively by In Touch magazine about her alleged sexual relationship with the president back in 2011, three years before she signed the agreement.
After the settlement story broke, other details began to emerge from other sources, including an email exchange between two political consultants from the time Daniels was considering a Senate run, as reported by Mother Jones.
The following details all come from Daniels’ 2011 interview. Trump has denied her account through his attorney.
SHOCKER: He Was Arrogant
Trump allegedly spent much of that first “date” boasting about his appearance on the cover of a magazine.
“He kept showing it to me and I was like, ‘Dude, I know who you are,'” she recalled. “The first time I met him, the first couple of hours, he was very full of himself, like he was trying to impress me or something. But I do remember he just kept talking about this magazine that he was on the cover of, like, ‘Look at this magazine, don’t I look great on the cover?'”
She Didn’t Like Him
Of course, Daniels knew who Donald Trump was, but that doesn’t mean she liked him, though she did find him interesting.
“Whether you’re a fan of his or not, which I never really was, you gotta admit he’s pretty fascinating,” she said. “That’s one of the best things about my job. I’ve had the opportunity to really talk to and meet some really fascinating, weird people.”
When asked if she was attracted to him, her response was, “Would you be?”
She Made Fun of Him
Even though it was their first “date,” as it were, Daniels didn’t hesitate to make fun of Trump. She expected to go out to dinner, but he had other ideas.
“I remember taking a jab at him,” she said. “I remember saying, because he was all sprawled out on the couch, watching television or something. He was wearing pajama pants, and I was like, ‘Ha, does Mr. Hefner know that you stole his outfit?’ I was actually really mean to him.”
She LOLed at His Superstitious Reason for That Famous Hair
Honestly, if given the opportunity to have some private time to chat with Trump, we’d probably want to know what’s up with that hair, too. “Everybody wants to give me a makeover and I’ve been offered all this money and all these free treatments,” Stormy said Trump told her.
So why wouldn’t he change his look? “He said that he thought that if he cut his hair or changed it, that he would lose his power and his wealth,” Daniels said. “And I laughed hysterically at him.”
He Hates Sharks
Perhaps the oddest detail Daniels provided was Trump’s obsession with and hatred of sharks.
“He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks,” she said. “He was like, ‘I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.’ He was like riveted. He was like obsessed.”
The Get Together Wasn’t Terrible
She claimed that their entire get together encounter was in one position, but “what would you expect someone his age to do.”
She described it as “textbook generic.”
“It wasn’t like, ‘Oh my God, I love you.’ He wasn’t like Fabio or anything. He wasn’t trying to have, like, porn sex…” she said, but did add, “It wasn’t bad. Don’t get me wrong.”
He Wanted to Be Spanked
We apologize for putting this mental picture in your head, but…
“He had her spank him with a Forbes magazine,” one of the political consultants Daniels talked to about her potential Senate run wrote in an email to another consultant.
He told Mother Jones that Daniels told him the magazine had Trump’s face on the cover (Trump did appear in a fall 2006 issue of the magazine). Was this the same magazine Daniels said he was showing her the night they first hooked up?
He Gave Her a Pet Name
Trump allegedly dubbed Daniels “Honeybunch,” calling her by the name regularly. His other attempts at compliments were hit-and-miss.
“He kept rubbing my leg and was like, ‘You know, you’re so beautiful. I love your little nose, it’s like a little beet,'” Daniels recalled. “I go, ‘Did you say a beet? Like, what the f-ck?'”
She Can Describe His Penis
It kind of came up in the middle of a discussion about the experience of sleeping with Trump, but Daniels totally slipped in the phrase, “I can definitely describe his junk perfectly, if I ever have to.”
With Trump denying their relationship entirely, that’s an interesting factoid to hang onto.
She Was Worried He’d Try to Pay for Sex
“I actually don’t even know why I did it but I do remember while we were having sex, I was like, ‘Please don’t try to pay me,'” Daniels said. “I remember thinking, ‘I hope he doesn’t think I’m a hooker.'”
She said that Trump didn’t pay her, but he did promise her many things that ultimately never materialized.
They Didn’t Use Protection
Daniels said that because she is allergic to latex, she is hyper-aware of the times when she does and doesn’t use protection. Because she thought they were going out to dinner, she didn’t expect to have sex and so she hadn’t brought a condom she could use.
“I was really kind of upset about it because I am so, like, careful,” she said.
She Autographed a Porn DVD For Him
Somewhere in the Trump collection of memorabilia — unless it’s been trashed — is apparently a DVD featuring Stormy Daniels that is autographed and signed to him.
“He had one of my DVDs and he asked me to sign it for him and I did,” Daniels said. “It was probably in one of his gift bags that he picked up because we were giving them out. I remember, it was, and I remember I signed it to him.”
He Compared Her to His Daughter
It was in a separate part of the interview from talk of their sexual encounter that Daniels alleged that Trump compared her to his daughter, presumably Ivanka.
“He bragged about his daughter quite a bit though,” she said. “He was very proud of her, which is nice. He told me once that I was someone to be reckoned with, beautiful and smart just like his daughter. She is smart and beautiful, so I guess that’s a compliment. But as far as family, that’s all he ever said.”
She Never Had His Phone Number
According to Daniels, Trump allegedly contacted her roughly every 10 days, but always did so through blocked numbers. It went on for more than a year, but he never gave her his number.
“I had Keith, his bodyguard’s number,” she recalled. “He gave me his secretary’s number, Rhona, which is his direct office line. Anytime I needed to get ahold of him, he always took my call or called me back within 10 minutes if he was on another call or wasn’t there.”
He Promised Her ‘The Apprentice’
Daniels alleged that Trump promised he could get her on his NBC reality show for a solid year, but she was doubtful the network would ever agree to a porn star. His pitch, though, could use some work.
“You know what? You’re really smart. You’re not dumb,” Daniels said he told her. “People would think you’re just this idiot with blond hair and big boobs. You would be perfect for it because you’re such a smart businesswoman. You write and you direct and you produce and obviously you’re hot and you’re beautiful.”
Daniels remained skeptical, and ultimately, Trump admitted he couldn’t make it happen.
He Promised Her a Condo in Tampa
When Trump found out that Daniels was planning a move to Tampa, as he was trying to book her for “The Apprentice,” he promised to hook her up.
“He told me he was going to give me a condo there because they were building a Trump Tower there,” she said. “I was like, ‘You are not going to give me a condo.'”
And, she says, he never did.