Do I look fat in this?
A better translation would be “Do you think I’m ugly?” and the answer is categorically “no”.
It means “no”.
Are you listening?
You are not listening. There is no way to recover from this.
It’s up to you
If you think this means you have freedom to choose then you are very, very mistaken. A much better translation would be “It’s up to you…to select the right choice which I know but I am not going to tell you because you should know.” Making the wrong choice will usually result in an “It’s okay (see #17).
This depends on context. If she is getting dressed then it is most likely somewhere between 30 and 40 minutes. If you are watching TV then it is closer to 0 minutes. As in “why are you watching TV right now when you should be doing something productive?”
Thanks a lot
It’s a very small distinction but this is actually the opposite of “thanks”. Under no circumstances should you say “you’re welcome”. Typically that would land you back at #12 (Whatever).
We need to talk
I don’t want to talk about it
She wants you to go away because she is still building up evidence against you.