Donald Trump promises he’s got a big enough egg-plant to be president

It didn’t take long for the Thursday’s GOP debate to go below the belt.

After Marco Rubio promised to end his gutter attacks on Donald Trump, the Republican front-runner responded by focusing on a recent Rubio insult that he has small hands, which seemingly carried the implication that he might be poorly endowed elsewhere.

“He hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands — if they’re small something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem, I guarantee you,” Trump said, promising he’s got a big enough dick to be the leader of the free world.

As is typical, Trump stayed vague on specifics, not detailing size or girth.

Twitter exploded with dick jokes.

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